Set alight
In the night sky,
Burning bright

When he enters, he's sure to be
Everyone's topic of conversation
If he listens, he's sure to hear
Everyone's low expectations

Set alight
In the night sky,
Burning bright

When he's present, he's sure to be
The source of everybody's tension
And if he joins in, he's going to be

Everyone's object of condescension

Set alight
In the night sky,
Burning bright

Today like every other, he will be faced
With all the same old baseless assumptions
One of these days, he's sure to become
A victim of spontaneous combustion

They will say he should have stayed at home