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In the morningwoke up from sexual pleasures

Looked at her sexual partner

Who acquainted her acquaintance

Five hours ago at a disco

She went lower than lowinto limbo

A thought crossed the mindhera bimbo

She answered noso she had to go...on with the program

Creedenceit seems that I've forgotten your name

But it seems that she's done the same

And now something has happened

Suddenlyshe's been distracted

By something that has been attracted

She poked and poked and smacked at it

Then she broke down and she scratched it

NowI think you understand

Clinicsaw the doctor flex his biceps

Then he picked up a pair of forceps

Her pretty face showed fright

Right then and thereshe fainted

A really grim picture is painted

The brotha who she acquainted

Was the enemyscary ain't it? 

The pubic enemy



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Old king cole was a merry old soul

Had a lady queenmarried since 18

He protestedthat he was infested

Get lots of love and he couldn't digest it

All propagandaone big fat lie

Cuz I see the king with my very own eye

Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king

And poppin up on the teammates scene

And poppin and pimpin on hunnies with moneys

Whole situation to mewas kinda funny

He hold the crown but not the jimmy hat

Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that

So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom

Caught the king scratchinso she had to assume

That he got vicked by the enemy's trick

The thought of cheatin made the maiden so sick

That she screamed and screamedwent on and kept screamin

Threw a pot and his dome was beamin

You could hear him yellin in the motherland

"babybaby please. babyunderstand."

She ignored and walked through the gate

The king is in the kingdom to await his fate...of the enemy

The pubic enemy



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Propmaster(yeah) please listen to me(what? )

Something lurkin by the jimbrowski

(who? jenny? )

Nonot propulated

A horrible creature that must be penetrated

He gets all into yathen he tries to do ya

You better run fasthe's gonna pursue the...

(what? yo listen here. propmaster whizno one fears...)

Ohthe caves knowjust thought I'd let ya know

How he lives and how he go

Watch yourself when you're out on the run

The enemy is missedwe'll have too much fun

There's four friends of mine that thought they were bad

And laid up this girlso nowthey're sad

They scratched and scratched like it was saturday and...



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Known as the truethe onlythe very onethe propmaster

There's only one thing I gotta tell ya

There's a whole lotta propmasters out there. you know what I mean

Shaheed a propmasterq-tip a propmaster

The jungle brothers a propmasterbdp a propmaster

45 king a propmaster

I won't tell you nuthin bout the ladiesthey ain't no propmaster

But you know who's the main propmaster

Meeeeeeee!!!!!!