[(woman)]



[Cellphone ringing.]

[Voice in background:]  "Yo Vernon!  Yo nigga, get the phone!" 



[Verse 1:  Thrill Da Playa]

Hello? 

(Hey baby, what you doin'?) Playin' tetherball 

And eatin' cream out the middle of some Oreos 

I meant to call you back last night 

But I was watchin a video of an Evander Holyfield fight 

Next time you see your friend Michelle, 

Tell her if she ain't fake, one of my boys wanna yell 

Anyway, that's enough of that 

When we gon' hook up, so I can pack the kitty-cat? 

Oh, now you wanna play the switcheroo? 

Well call me back when you gon' let me hit the coochy-coo 

Just because I play the Babyface 

Don't mean that I'm a punk that won't hang up in a lady's face 

Oh, I thought you might change your mind 

'Cause a fella like myself, I must admit, is hard to find 

You coulda stuck with your ex-man 

Just to chit-chat and talk about wedding plans 

'Cause I ain't gonna talk respectfully 

I talk reality, and how we can fulfill your needs sexually 

The kinda stuff that'll make you wonder 

And callin' me is cheaper than a 976 number 

And I ain't tryin' to run game 

I belong to you, so I ain't tryin' to prove a damn thing! 

So we can do whatever, but now, all I 

Wanna know is, when is we gon' get together? 



[Chorus:] 

I hope that we can get together soon [x3] 

In my room, yeh, drinkin' a bottle of brewww ... 



[Verse 2:  Thrill Da Playa]

So when you gonna let me get ya hot? 

We'll get some wine, food, and a room at the Mariott 

What?  Filet mignon and Parignon? 

Well I was thinkin' more Dom and lime potato chips and (?) 

Baby, I ain't bein' cheap! 

But if we gon' be workin' out, we don't need to have too much to eat 

I'm sure you need some work on your thighs 

And for sure my third leg could use a little exercise 

Hold on a second, hon --- 

[speaking off the phone] 

Man, can't you see I'm on the phone, runnin' game, tryin' to get me some? 

What?  If you're gonna get perverty, 

Then make sure you bring back a freaky-deaky friend for me! 

[he comes back on the phone] 

I'm back, baby, sorry 'bout that thing 

But my boys let me know I was next on the cellular game 

But anyway, onto bigger things, and better things 

Like kitty-cat and ding-a-ling 

I really hope you're hearing me, and at the same time, 

I hope you ain't gettin' the wrong idea of me 

I'd love to take you to a picture show 

But it's cheaper to stay home and watch it all on HBO 

'Cause if we home and we take it, 

We'll get the hot-buttered corn, and watch the movie naked 

So baby, let's go to my room 

And I hope we can get together real soon 



[Chorus, repeat till fade]