[DJ:]Hey, hey, hey, this is D.D. Deda, hello your caller ten. 



[Tajuana Screams.] 



[Tajuana:] I won, I won, I won! 



[Yells in background.] 



[Tajuana:]Y'all shut the hell up! 

[DJ:]Hey, what's your name? 

[Tajuana:]Tajuana from Brentwood! What I won? 

[DJ:]Well, you just won that sixty-nine splat pack. 

[Tajuana:]For real? 

[DJ:]Oh yeah, this includes first class round trip train fare 

and two tickets to Ding-A-Ling Land. 

[Tajuana:]For real? 

[DJ:]Where they have all kind of rides and fun, fun, fun. 

Such as the Totem Pole, the Back-Breaker, and the Long Stroker 

Roller Coaster! 

[Tajuana:]Hey! 

[DJ:]And guess what? 

[Tajuana:]What? 

[DJ:]They got three dollars off coupons at Thicken Wangs, Chicken

Wangs 

and Thangs. Thang it aint, mayn. 

[Tajuana:]Them thangs sho' be good! 

[DJ:]You and your guests will be staying at the Peek-A-Boo Motel 

on the corner of 69th and West Ding-A-Long Boulevard. 

So, baby, don't miss that train! 

Tajuana:What the hell? Hey, wrinkle it baby.