go go go go go go go on love

its my birthday

you look tarty love its my birthday

ill buy you a bacardi love its my birthday 

and you know im having a laugh its not my birthday



chorus:

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

im into playing darts i aint into growing shrubs 

so come fill up my mug before my bag gets stuck



You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

look love ive got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

im into playing darts i aint into growing shrubs 

so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed.



When i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova

when i hit the bar its ten pints before im over 

i came to watch the game coz im a blackburn rover

and i munch on m'n'm's while im down in smirn over

but only nothings changed cash down bottoms up

and i got a paper cut from rolling my rizzla up

when you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer a *gimp

coz i feel down my stairs and now i walk with a limp

in the crap bits of watford they say 50 you hot 

they like me i want them to love me like lesbians trot

but go to hemle hempsted and they'll tell you i'm crazy 

coz i once got drunk an humped a statue of a lady

but im fully focused now tea and coffee on my mind

got a part time job in the daily grind

now this girl yeah she likes my hair she likes my part

her friend is fit but she's as ugly as an-alright 



chorus x 1



My girlfriend's mum gave me the cash that bought me all my fancy stuff

my couch, my fidge, my plates, my weights

look mate i'm tied down but i aint changed

and you should love it well more than i hate it

your like my dad fashion sense is outdated

im that bloke by the bar when i'm on my rounds

your the weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound

when the beats are pumping i get my macarana on

my mates drag me to my chair before the end of the song

if the roof's on fire someone dial 999

and if you wanna get drunk love it isnt a crime

i'll tell you what i tell every girls your fit, nice hair

if you dont wanna rush it heres another red square

or i could tell my mates i'll be round the back with a kronenbourg

they'll know where we'll      be yeah



Chorus x 1



don't act like you dont know where iv'e been either mum

in the pub all the time mum

it's about to pop off mum

burn unit