I saw this fine young thing so I thought that I would see
 I don't smoke but I asked her for a cigarette
 I know it's lame but I haven't got a better one yet
 You guess the rest I'm not the type to fess
 I sing this song because I tell you she's the best

 That slinky girl is in my brain
 Now I'll never be the same
 No one can ever see
 What that slinky girl means to me

 So I'll just pretend
 But I feel like

 Mackadocious she's sweet and precocious
 She's the one girl that I just dig, love, yes I'm not above this
 You think that's wack then bro you lack
 You bore me that macho crap makes me snore, see, me,
 I'm all about the females, the women, the jewels of this world
 Those flowers like that slinky girl

 That slinky girl is in my brain
 Now I'll never be the same
 No one can ever see
 What that slinky girl means to me

 So I'll just pretend
 But I feel like

 Well I met her one night I'd seen her before
 She stole my brain then showed me the door
 Girls that do me like that there's not many
 But I've met one, that's plenty
 I'm glad to say that she gets her way
 She can move me and that's okay
 Has the power to turn paper inky
 The girl has me and she's so

 That slinky girl is in my brain
 Now I'll never be the same
 No one can ever see
 What that slinky girl means to me

 That slinky girl is in my brain
 Now I'll never be the same
 No one can ever see
 What that slinky girl means to me