girls in the back seat
 girls all around
 but none of them
 none of them
 talk to me
 girl in the classroom
 girls in the hallway
 girls all around me
 but none of them
 none of them
 talk to me
 is it because of my ugly suit?
 is it because of my smelly car?
 is it because of my lame t-bone?
 is it because of this lame guitar?
 girls in my volkswagen
 girls in my charger
 girls all around me
 but none of them
 none of them
 talk to me
 girls in the quik-e-mart
 girls at the 7-11
 girls all around me
 but none of them
 none of them
 talk to me
 i think it's because of my drinking gut
 is it because of my so-called pecs?
 is it because i'm stuck in a rut?
 is it because of my buddy holly specs?
 [Jay's anti-skat diatribe]
 girls in the kitchen
 girls in my pantry
 girls all around me
 but none of them
 none of them
 talk to me
 girls in my bedroom
 girls in my closet
 girls in bed with me?
 but none of them
 none of them
 talk to me
 i think it's because of my ugly suit
 i think it is my smelly car
 i think it's because of my lame t-bone
 i think it is this crappy guitar