because the food's just fine
 it's the best place in town
 to fill up then get down
 the chinese restaurant is where we have sung
 the worthy praises of mao tse tung
 the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine
 all that you can eat for $3.69
 got a big bowl of beef chow mien
 so hot it fries my brain
 gotta git me some more
 burns my soul to the core
 be an opulent pagoda or a sleazy strip mall
 the chinese restaurant is our great wall
 we;d like to tell you where it is -- our place to eat but it's a
 c-h-i-n-e-s-e-s-e-c-r-e-t
 [insert your own witty ad-lib conversation here]
 we couldn't tell you much about tianenman square
 but we've tried the egg foo yung (at feat few have dared)
 the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine
 all that you can eat for $3.69