Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb
 [You sure smell purdy]
 Shake her dad's hand
 Look him in the eye
 And tell him straight up, I'm just a regular guy
 [I'll have her home by 9, sir]

 I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
 [Let me get that for you, Ma'am]
 A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double
 [Let me get that for you, Ma'am]
 I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek
 A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
 A geek, yeah

 But sometimes I remember what got me here
 It was fighting, and cussing
 [Back off, I'm in a boy band!]
 And showing no fear

 [Allright.  I have to calm down?  All right.]]

 I watch Jay Leno [He's funny], 7th Heaven too
 And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do
 [Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change]
 I'm buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad
 [He's my buddy]
 I play everything safe so I'll never be sad

 I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
 [Let me get that for you, Ma'am]
 A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double
 [I'm on it]
 I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek
 A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
 A geek, yeah

 [Don't push me!]
 Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up
 Jacked up, and wrapped up
 [I'm in a boy band!  A boy band!]
 And have to pee in a cup

 I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
 [I don't want any trouble.]
 A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double
 [I know the answer, sir!]
 I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek
 A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
 A geek, yeah