Is this what they've been telling you to tell all of your friends tonight
That I'm a jerk and I only like your body not your mind.
Don't listen,  They are wrong,  It is not that way at all
I am going to take you out tonite at 9
And it is not going to affect anything at all
And I know you have been wondering why I haven't decided to call

You won't pick up the phone because you haven't talked to me all day
But I am sure that you will get over it.

And I know,  That its time,  to get ourselves back home.
And you Have been wonderin where we have been for these past three months.
And I know,  that its time,  to put an end to this legal crime
Call me tomorrow and I'll figure out how long it is until you start to cry