{Verse 1}
It's friday night, me and marty,
We got some girls over, we gonna party!
Tonight, everybody's feeling right,
I see a brunette, she's looking pretty tight,
I don't know, what I was thinking,
She says to me, what are you drinking?
I'll say, I'll have a Carlsburg please,
Next moment, we're under the sheets
{HOOK}
Say I, woke up in the morning with a pain in my ass,
Don't ask baby, cause I don't understand,
Turn around, and what do I see?
She had a penis, She had a penis...
Woah, oh, oh, oh (x3) She Had A Penis
Woah, oh, oh, oh (x3) She Had A Penis
{Verse 2}
Monday morning, kinda awkward,
Avoiding eye contact, like a whore would
Judgemental looks, like I was a crook
Even my maths teacher, hide behind my books,
She comes, sits next to me,
I raise my hand, Sir I got to pee!
He says no, just hold it!
Like the bitch took my dignity and sold it!
{HOOK}
{Bridge}
What am I going to do? I am so confused,
Recently I've been thinking One Direction are pretty cool
I can't find my way, so messed up from yesterday
All I know for certain..
{HOOK}