Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit,
Just a little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so, I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit,
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So, take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so, I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dicka,
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So, take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so, I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

German and English (original version)
verse 1:
Too Big
Too small
Size does matter after all
Too bi
Too small
It could be a little bit bigger
Mercedes-bens and Highway
Driving alone into a foreign country
Journey, Journey like to drive
I just want fun, don't want to fall in love
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!

[chorus]
You've got a pussy
I've got a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now,before it's too late
Life's too short,so I can't wait
Take me now,oh,don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany

Verse 2:
Too short
Too tall
Doesn't matter,one size fits all
Too Big, Too small
The turnpike should be up

Nice lady, want more?
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun!
Liquor in the head, you lovely bride
Putting my Bratwurst into your sourcrout

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!

[chorus]

Bridge: Germany!
Germany!

You've got a pussy
I've got a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick[x2]

[full chorus]

English Only translation
Verse 1:Too Big
Too small
Size does matter after all
Too big
Too small
He might be a bit larger

Mercedes-bens and highway
Alone in the drive abroad
Travel, travel driving pleasure
I only want fun, do not fall in love

Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!

[chorus]

Verse 2:
Too short
Too tall
Doesn't matter,one size fits all
Too big, too small
The barrier should be at the top

Nice lady, want more?
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun!
Liquor in the head, you lovely bride
Plug in your sausage sauerkraut!

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!

[chorus]

Bridge: Germany!
Germany!

You've got a pussy
I've got a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick[x2]

[full chorus]