Grandpa pissed his pants again
 He don't give a damn
 Brother Billy has both guns drawn
 He ain't been right since Vietnam
 
 "Sweet home Alabama"
 Play that dead band's song
 Turn those speakers up full blast
 Play it all night long
 
 Daddy's doing Sister Sally
 Grandma's dying of cancer now
 The cattle all have brucellosis
 We'll get through somehow
 
 "Sweet home Alabama"
 Play that dead band's song
 Turn those speakers up full blast
 Play it all night long
 
 I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn
 See if I can drink enough
 There ain't much to country living
 Sweat, piss, jizz and blood
 
 "Sweet home Alabama"
 Play that dead band's song
 Turn those speakers up full blast
 Play it all night long