Something's in my coffee, yeah
There's something in my coffee, yeah

Must be the water, and it
Must be the water, and it
Must be the water, 'cause it
Must be the water, and it
Must be the water, yeah
Must be the water

And there's something in the air we're breathing
It's in the air we're breathing
'It's in the TV,' he said
'It's in the TV,' he said

There are TV gods
There are TV gods

It's in the offices, Susan
And it's in the cars we're driving
It's in the offices, Susan
And wash the car you're driving

'It'll get your eyes,' he says
'So watch your eyes,' he says
'It's in the TV,' he said
'It's in the TV,' he said

There are TV gods
There are TV gods

There are TV gods
There are TV gods

They want to keep you numb
They know you'll stay and come
They know you'll turn them on
They know you'll turn them on

They want to keep you numb
They know you'll stay and come
They know you'll turn them on
They know you'll turn them on

There are TV gods
There are TV gods

There are TV gods
There are TV gods

'It's in the TV,' he said
'It's in the TV,' he said
'Turn off the TV's,' he said
'Turn off the TV's,' he said

There are TV gods
There are TV gods