I guess this movie must’ve opened wide
another girl who threatens suicide
you called the cops but then she denied every word
and you know you’ll be the one who’s paying the tab for her
you’re out there trying to flag a cab
and for who?
a girl who lives in Crazytown
where craziness gets handed down
Who? whoever’s gonna volunteer
will only end up living here

A plot like this will always have a twist
the girl’s a dream who never did exist
just like the last one, and she enlisted a fool
and you thought, Oh, it’s all fun
when you’re writing songs for her
but now son, you’ll be posting bond, and for who?
a girl who lives in Crazytown
where craziness gets handed down
Who? whoever’s gonna volunteer
will only end up living here

and you don’t want to go that route
cause that’s not what you’re all about
but you just can’t seem to get out of it
you’re still out there, raising a doubt,
and for who?
a girl who lives in Crazytown
where craziness gets handed down
Who? whoever’s gonna volunteer
will only end up living here