Disorder in the house
 The rub runneth over
 Plaster's falling down in pieces by the couch of pain
 
 Disorder in the house
 Time to duck and cover
 Helicopters hover over rough terrain
 
 Disorder in the house
 Reptile wisdom
 Zombies on the lawn, staggering around
 
 Disorder in the house
 There's a flaw in the system
 And the fly in the ointment's gonna bring the whole thing down
 
 The floodgates are open
 We've let the demons loose
 The big guns have spoken
 And we've fallen for the ruse
 
 Disorder in the house
 It's a fate worse than fame
 Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed
 
 Disorder in the house
 The doors are coming off the hinges
 The earth will open and swallow up the real estate
 
 I just got my paycheck
 I'm gonna paint the whole town grey
 Whether it's a night in Paris or Fresno matinee
 
 It's the home of the brave
 and the land of the free
 Where the less you know
 the better off you'll be
 
 Disorder in the house
 All bets are off
 I'm sprawled across the davenport of dispair
 
 Disorder in the house
 I'll live with the losses
 And watch the sundown through the portiere