Honey, I'm crazy about Oklahoma, you know Texas so doggone big
 Oklahoma got the oil, baby, Texas got the money to buy it with

 The girl legs so big, they look like Willie Mays baseball bat
 Honey, your legs so big, Lord have mercy, they look like Willie Mays baseball bat
 They got some long, tall ones down there an' man they really know where it's at

 Here ya have money, treat you right, if you messed up man, ya know you sure got a fight
 I'm crazy 'bout a Oklahoma, honey, Texas, so doggone big
 You know Oklahoma got the oil baby, Texas got the money to buy it with

 I hear ya man