Did Tommy ask you for a date
No, but I will hope and wait
He's the guy that I am after
All your dates have been disasters
He's the guy I'd like to know
I think I'm in love with Larry
Yeah, he's extra-ordinary
I love my new science teacher
Do you mean that icky creature
Oh, I think I'd better go

We'll tell it all about boys
About the way they walk
About the way they talk
We'll tell everything
We'll tell it all about boys
About the way they look
About the way they kiss
About everything
Not everything
No, not everything

We're going out to boogie tonight
We'll party down and do it just right
You'll meet us there
We'll be there at eight
So Tom and John
Larry, Pete and Ron
We're all having a date

We'll tell it all about boys

I'd like to go out with Peter
He has got a red two-seater
Better watch him when he's driving
He can go as fast as lightning
Oh, then I think I won't go
I think I'm still in love with Larry
He's the guy I want to marry
I'm not sure about that teacher
Just forget that icky creature
Joe's the guy you gotta know

We'll tell it all about boys
About the way they walk
About the way they talk
We'll tell everything
We'll tell it all about boys
About the way they look
About the way they kiss
About everything
Not everything
No, not everything