I'm not bad
I just sound that way, uh

All the girls they like their presents, like their presents
When boys wrap 'em up in ribbons, ribbons, ribbons
Doesn't matter if they're precious or expensive if they're
Well thought out, sexed out, wrapped right
Everytime, get in line and give me mine

We like black, white, big, striped
Polka-dotted cafe latte presents
Come in many sizes wrap it up in ribbons

Wrap them presents up in ribbons
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up in ribbons
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up

I'm not a Hallmark card expression need material attention
Wrapped in ribbons riches, Simons, silly ribbons, ribbons, ribbons
If you can't afford the best, don't be stressed, take a rest
Get a job, do it right, it's my birthday all night

We like black, white, big, striped, famous, supersizing
We don't care what you put inside it
Wrap it up in ribbons

It's the life style that I like
I'll give you yours
You'll give me mine
But don't forget to wrap them up in pretty, pretty ribbons

Wrap them presents up in ribbons
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up in ribbons
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up

Only difference between downtown and uptown is
Therapy and val!um, therapy and valium
Not lying when I say this, there's a price to being famous
Yeah, it's therapy and valium, therapy and valium, huh

It's not complicated, just a fashion statement
Everybody wrap it up, everybody wrap it up
It's not complicated, just a fashion statement
Everybody wrap it up (wrap it up now), everybody wrap it up

(Lots of presents) it's not complicated
(Filthy riches) just a fashion statement
Everybody wrap it up (wrap it up now), everybody wrap it up
(Got good presents) it's not complicated
(Filthy riches) just a fashion statement
Everybody wrap it up (wrap it up now), everybody wrap it up

(Wrap it up now)

Wrap them presents up in ribbons
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up in ribbons
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons)
Wrap them presents up

(Wrap) wrap them presents up
Wrap them presents up
(Wrap) wrap them presents up