Party Line
The Kinks


(hello, who?s that speaking, please? )

I?m on a party line,
Wonderin? all the time,
Who?s on the other end?
Is she big, is she small?
Is she a she at all?
Who?s on my party line?

Wish I had a more direct connection.
This party line was here when I arrived.
And I?m not voting in the next election,
If they don?t do something about finding out
The person who is on my party line.

I?m on a party line.
I?m on a party line.

I can?t speak without an interception.
This is private, please get off my line.
Please tell me when I can have my privacy.
I?d like to meet the girl who?s always talking
When I?m speaking on my party line.

Wish I had a more direct connection.
This party line was here when I arrived.
And I?m not voting in the next election,
If they don?t do something about finding out
The person who is on my party line.

I?m on a party line,
Wonderin? all the time,
Who?s on the other end?
Is she big, is she small?
Is she a she at all?
Who?s on my party line?
Who?s on my party line?
Who?s on my party line?