She`ll tell you that she loves you, 
make you feel just like a kid
She`ll cry to you and lie to you,
she`ll do `most anything
She`ll get right up next to you
and the first thing that you know
You`ll be telling her you`re sorry because she hurt you so
I said she`s evil the most evil girl I`ve found
There ain`t no doubt about it,
she`s the meanest girl in town

She`ll invite you over to her house at half past nine
You`ll wear a suit, you`ll wear a tie
and you`ll give your shoes a shine
You`ll take a real deep breath
and knock on her front door
Her little sister will tell you 
"She don`t live here anymore"
I said she`s evil the most evil girl I`ve found
There ain`t no doubt about it,
she`s the meanest girl in town

And there ain`t no doubt about it,
she`s the meanest girl in town

She`ll put her arms around you 
and squeeze with all her might
She`ll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips
and pull your arms real tight
Your heart will pound like thunder,
you`ll melt in her embrace
But when you go to kiss her well 
she`ll laugh right in your face
Because she`s evil the most evil girl I`ve found
There ain`t no doubt about it,
she`s the meanest girl in town