When I`m at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what`s up on the Brady Bunch
And when I`m walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who`s winning on The Price is Right, oh

I never dreamed that I`d spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What`s happening in this world, I don`t care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can`t even come up with my own views
I`m taught how to think from the evening news, oh

I never dreamed that I`d spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

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