G              D
I took her out it was Friday night
E              C
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
G                     D
We started making out and she took off my pants
E                        C
But then I turned on the TV
                                          G         D
And that's about the time that she walked away from D
me
E      C                     G
Nobody likes you when you're 23
                             G  D
And are still more amused by TV shows
E                C
What the hell is ADD?
   G                    D
My friends say I should act my age
G
What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
G              D
Then later on, on the drive home
E                C
I called her mom from a pay phone
G
I said I was the cops
D
And your husband's in jail
E                        C
This state looks down on sodomy
                                     G          D
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
E      C                  G   D
Nobody likes you when your 23
E             C              G           D
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
E                C
What the hell is caller ID?
   G                    D
My friends say I should act my age
G
What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
                                     G         D
And that's about the time she walked away from me
E      C                  G  D
Nobody likes you when your 23
C              E                  G        D
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
E                C
What the hell is wrong with me?
G                       D
My friends say I should act my age
G
What's my age again?
C
What's my age again?
                                G       D
That's about the time she broke up with me
E             C                  G       D
No one should take themselves so seriously
E         C              G       D
With many years ahead to fall in line
E                  C
Why would you wish that on me?
G               D
I never want to act my age
C
What's my age again?
D
What's my age again?