[Girl]	Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!!  Shit
[Em]	Yo, mic check
	Testing one, two, um... twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em]	This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
	Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[Em]	Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust it)
[Eminem]
My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain`s head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill`s tape so her kids could starve
(I can`t stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I`m even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I`m in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I`m absent minded
Wait, I mean I`ve lost my mind, I can`t find it
I`m freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don`t even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)
[Eminem]
Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried suicide once and I`ll try it again
That`s why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don`t give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck"  (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y`all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I`m givin it up y`all, I`m sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)
I`m bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer 
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I`m just a sick sick bastard
who`s one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain`t got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh)  And if you ever see a video for this shit
I`ll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)
[Eminem]
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that I`m a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don`t know, he might be!"
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock`s next concert
I`ll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
Then I jetted to the weed house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*]
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I`m jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (20X)