Jubilee slouches in the settee 
He losing all will to move 
He gone divy too much telly 
He watching 24 hours of rubbish 
He got butane he got plastic bags 
His eyes are going square oh yeah 
He no raver just anti social 
He no going to cut his hair 
  
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him seventeen, he not mean enough 
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him seventeen, not keen on being like anyone else 
  
Jubilee`s dad billy banker 
He thinks his son is a slob 
He should get out more stop scabbing 
He really should go and get a job 
  
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him seventeen he not mean enough 
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him where to go but he just don`t get out enough 
  
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him talk to girls but he`s just too spotty 
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him seventeen he not keen on being liked by anyone else 
So he just plays on his computer game 
  
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him seventeen he not mean enough 
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him where to go but he just don`t get out enough 
  
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him talk to girls but he`s just too spotty 
He dresses incorrectly... no-one told him seventeen he not keen on being liked 
Anyone he`s not being like 
Anyone jubilee`s not like 
Anyone else