Alright, Lonnie, Junior, the band, the girls and I, we`re gonna do a song 
for you now, a little Mac Rise number. 
Hey, all you married men, if you`re tied up, you better stay tied up. 
Because it`s cheaper to keep her. 

It`s cheaper to keep her 
It is cheaper to keep her 


When your little girl makes you mad 
You get an attitude and pack your bag 
Five little children that you`re leaving behind 
You`re gonna pay some alimony or do some time 


It`s cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) 
It`s cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) 
See when you get to staring that judge in the face 
You`re gonna wanna cuss the whole human race 
It`s cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) 
Too much to leave that little girl (Cheaper to keep her) 
It`s cheaper, it`s cheaper, cheaper, it`s cheaper 
It`s cheaper, it`s cheaper 
It`s cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah 


You didn`t pay for two dollars to bring the girl home 
Now you`re about to pay two thousand to leave alone 
See another woman out there, you wanna make a change 
She ain`t gonna watch you `cause you won`t have a damn thing 


It`s cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) 
Cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) 
The time you get to looking at the judge in the face 
You`re gonna wanna cuss the whole human race 
It`s cheaper to keep her (Cheaper to keep her) 
Cost too much to leave (It`s cheaper to keep her) 
It`s cheaper, cheaper, it`s cheaper, it`s cheaper 
It`s cheaper, cheaper 
Cheaper cheaper cheaper cheaper, yeah 


If you decide to roam 
and leave your happy home 
You gotta pay the house note 
The child support, your insurance 
Alimony, morgage 1, morgage 2 


It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 
It`s cheaper to keep her 


It`s cheaper, to keep her!