Fashion stealer, free-wheeler
 Bats her eyes to cover up her lies
 She's a sucker upper, starfucker
 And I'm gonna blow her cover

 My friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop
 She thought you were cute, she thought you were hot
 But I thought not
 She's trash, she's pretty
 She's good enough to do
 But we got bored
 Now everyone's over you

 Asexual, far from intellectual
 Fashion stealer, free-wheeler
 Bats her eyes to cover up her lies
 She's a sucker upper, starfucker
 And I'm gonna blow her cover

 Fix it, strap it
 Wrap it around your arm
 So you won't forget
 When you're gone
 So long