I'm a mess, I'm a mess 
I'm a big old messy mess 
From the north to the south 
And the east to the west 
What I am is a really, really, really big mess 

I try to get dressed but I make a mess 
I jump in the puddles and can you guess 
I make mud pies when the mud is fresh 
And then - Oh Oh - I've made a big mess 

I'm a mess, I'm a mess 
I'm a big old messy mess 
From the north to the south 
And the east to the west 
What I am is a really, really, really big mess 

Now eating messy food, you know it's the best 
'Cause no matter what I do I make a big mess 
Get dinner on my jacket, breakfast on my vest 
Lunch in my socks - Oh Oh - what a mess!

I'm a mess (yes a mess!) 
I'm a mess (it's the best!) 
I'm a big old messy mess (I'm a mess!) 
From the north to the south 
And the east to the west 
What I am is a really, really, really big mess!