(I used to have an accountant named Fred Fishkin. My new accountant is Vito of Vasco Accounting. I knew there was a song in there. Why this song? I don’t know. It took on a life of its own.)

Oh, Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco
Ate a burrito with Tabasco
They put it on their rice
They put it on their beans
On their rutabagas
And on their collard greens

Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
Hey Freddie (Hey Freddie)
Let's eat some (Let's eat some)
Spaghetti (Spaghetti)
Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
I'm ready (I'm ready)
To eat some
Spaghetti with Freddie

Oh, Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco
Moved from El Cerrito
All the way to Alaska
Oh they ate their rice
They ate their beans
They ate their rutabagas
And they ate their collard greens

Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
Hey Freddie (Hey Freddie)
Let's eat some (Let's eat some)
Spaghetti (Spaghetti)
Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
I'm ready (I'm ready)
To eat some
Spaghetti with Freddie

Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco
They like to eat slow
They never eat fast
Oh, they ate their rice
They ate their beans
They ate their rutabagas
And they ate their collard greens

Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
Hey Freddie (Hey Freddie)
Let's eat some (Let's eat some)
Spaghetti (Spaghetti)
Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
I'm ready (I'm ready)
To eat some
Spaghetti with Freddie

Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco
They like to eat fast
They never eat slow
Oh, they ate their rice
They ate their beans
They ate their rutabagas
And they ate their collard greens

Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
Hey Freddie (Hey Freddie)
Let's eat some (Let's eat some)
Spaghetti (Spaghetti)
Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
I'm ready (I'm ready)
To eat some
Spaghetti with you!

Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
Hey Freddie (Hey Freddie)
Let's eat some (Let's eat some)
Spaghetti (Spaghetti)
Hey Victor (Hey Victor)
I'm ready (I'm ready)
To eat some
Spaghetti with you!