And buy you a great big hammer
 Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart
 And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store
 And buy you a really heavy baseball bat
 Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head

 Beat me till I'm black and blue
 And I'm hangin' by a thread
 And I can get back up
 And we'll do it all over again

 I'm goin' to a liquor store
 And buy you a really big bottle
 Girly won't you pour some light into my life

 Then I'm goin' to the firearms store
 And buy a really big hand gun
 Girly won't you blows these thoughts
 Out of this head of mine

 Beat me till I'm black and blue
 And I'm very nearly dead
 And I'll get back up
 And we'll do it all over again

 Again Again Again

 First verse is the same as the first!
 I'm going to the hardware store
 And buy you a great big hammer
 Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart

 And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store
 And buy you a really big baseball bat
 Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head

 Beat me till I'm black and blue
 And and my body's bloody red
 And I'll can get back up
 And we'll do it all over again