Pants

C#5    G#5  B5        F#5      C#5     G#5   B5
i walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
i'm not embarssed to go out it wouldn't be the first
i've looked under everything the place is such a mess
theres stuff to do, i must go out, it's probably for the best

chorus:
E5        G#5     D5    B5
i couldn't find my pants today
it think it's probably better that way

  C#5     G#5     B5     F#5        C#5     G#5     B5
i used to dream i was at school and running with no pants
this nightmare has become my dream it's difficult to grasp
even though i must avoid a visit from the cops
theres nothing i love better than to walk up to the shops

chorus:

break: E5 ; G#5 ; A5 ; B5
                        hey
       E5 ; G#5 ; A5 ; B5
                        hey
       E5 ; G#5 ; A5 ; B5(triplety palm muted feel)
                        hey
       E5 ; G#5 ; A5 ; B5(again)
                        hey

chorus  ; first line of first verse.