I might be paranoid
 But I'm a living breathing humanoid
 I am a rhombus
 I plod around like dough
 And I'm secure in everything I know
 Am I American
 Blue metal under skin
 No I'm not human
 I am a robot
 I never have a doubt
 I live inside a circle and I can't get out
 I am mechanical
 I don't question anything
 My TV logic solves all my problems for me
 Am I American
 Am I a Gilligan
 No I'm not human