Ships don't just disappear in the night 
Do they? 
People don't really die of fright 
Do they? 
We all know it just ain't so 
So don't be afraid when the table shakes 
Don't you 
Don't be amazed when your shadow quakes 
Don't you 
Start to pray they'll go away 
And then they can't do nothing to ya 
They can't do nothing to ya 
They just keep walking through ya 
Better be nice to Vincent Price 
Forces at work that we don't understand 
Are they? 
So don't get the shits if it touches your hand 
Don't you 
Poltergeists can be so nice 
Better be nice to Vincent Price 
What's that noise comin' up from the cellar? 
What's it? 
It's the restless bones of Boris and Bela 
Boris and Bela 
Don't go down, they're still around 
But then they can't do nothing to ya 
They can't do nothing to ya 
They just keep walking through ya 
And then they can't do nothin' to ya 
They can't do nothin' to ya 
They just keep walkin' through ya