Shock and fright

All the creatures of the night

They're coming after me

And I'm runnin runnin runnin cant you see

from these things that are coming after me-e-e



Bill collectors, tax inspectors

Parking enforcement has

got the government endorsement 

to take my money away from me



Shock and fright

All the creatures of the night

They're coming after me

And I'm runnin runnin runnin cant you see

From these things that are comin after me ?e ?e



My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend

and his Mercedes Benz

She calls me lazy

So what I'm happy this way



Said Presidents and dead presidents,

And the residents,

at my apartment complex

complain about all the loud sex

but they just don't know?

I'm alone and watchin porno



Shock and fright

All the creatures of the night

Are running after me

All this runnin is getting tiring

For a guy this lazy like me



Think I just might

Join the other side

Hear it's an easy life

To be a monster, 

So check under your bed tonight



Bill collectors, tax inspectors

Presidents, residents and old dead friends (4x)