Oh, it seems to me
This whole world’s gone crazy
And there’s too much hate and killing going on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worries and my problems are all gone

No one thinks of fightin’
When they see a topless girl
Maybe if you would show yours too
We could save the world

Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They look a whole lot better without that sweater
Baby, I’m sure you’ll agree
Baby you got two fun bags
Show them to me

I don’t care if they don’t match
Or one’s bigger than the other
You can show me one
And I’ll imagine the other
Even if you’re really old
There’s nothing wrong
Don’t be sad your boobs ain’t bad
They’re just a little long

Show them to me
Show them to me
Just disrobe your show globes
And a happy man I’ll be
If you got dos chi chi’s 
Show them to me

I’ve met a lot of them
But never one I’ve hated
Even if you’ve had thirteen kids
And you think they look deflated
There’s no such thing as a bad breast
I believe this much is true
If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan
And I’d love to see yours too

Show them to me
Show them to me
Just like the girls gone wild on TV
Just lean back and show your rack
And I’ll be in ecstasy
If you got two Kasaba’s

Show them to me
All the world will live in harmony
It’ll do ya good and it’ll give me wood
And we’ll make history
If you love your country
I’m gonna say it one more time
I said If you love your country
Then stand your ass up and show those big ole tittes to me