I have the great honor and pleasure to present you Turnex
The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium
This is a revolution for your kitchen
Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry,
raspberry,
  cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second
Turnex, the son of Durex
The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful
vacuum cleaner!

Blenders for sale
And I am selling to girls
They always know who I am, what I do
She gave me no wink
Just a smile of her hips
And a sip of my glass
And let's go

She looked in my eyes
No need for this ride
She's a queen
She's pristine
And a slave

With a smile of her hips
She was changing my life
We are heading downtown in her car
Her ride is too smooth
No line for a stop
My blenders are flying too far

She looked in my eyes
No mate for this ride
She's Christine
She's sixteen
I'm her slave

She is calling me Jake
She keeps me awake
Oh boy I was ready to go