take your parents credit cards 
buy a bunch of crap that you don't need 
and will never ever use 
your mom and dad are out of town 
and they trust you implicitly 
a rubber chicken for the mail man 
is on your horizon 

and there is nothing 
that i'd rather do 

your sugar daddy's turning 50 
he shops for you indiscreetly 
a fashion show 
in his penthouse and black silk kimono 
step out into your short shorts 
put out as often as you need to 
to make his summer #1