Wrestling
Wrestling - Where's The Beer? - Stone Cold Steve Austin songtekst
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Jim: Hey Steve, Welcome to the studio. Glad you to be here today. Stone Cold: Yeah, I'm glad to be here. Got everything ready right? Jim: I got everything ready, just like we spoke on the phone. Stone Cold: Uh, Where.. Jim: Just like you told me. Stone Cold: Where's the beer? Jim: Um.. You didn't mention beer. Stone Cold: I specifically mentioned beer, how you expect me to record a record without no beer? Jim: Sorry, sorry my mistake I'll get some beer? Stone Cold: It have happened to anybody ok? Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you it's kind of early in the morning. Jim: It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon Steve. Stone Cold: What are you saying? Jim: I, no it's just. Hey, lets listen to the track I think you're going to be happy. Stone Cold: Good, I been looking forward to it. Hard n' Heavy right? Jim: Hard n' Heavy, but a... you know a kinda going for a sensative side of Steve Austin... and just take a listen see what you think. Stone Cold: Sensative side? Jim: Well just take a listen. Stone Cold: Alright I'll take a listen, but but I told you Hard n' Heavy. Jim: It's really Hard n' Heavy. Stone Cold: Ok, good. Jim: What you think? Good aye? Stone Cold: Good? Your kidding me right? Jim: No? Stone Cold: Man I told you Hard n' Heavy I told you Rock n' Roll! Jim: Well Steve, that was.. Stone Cold: That wasn't Rock n' Roll! Jim: It's just another look at Stone Cold Steve Austin. Stone Cold: Hmmm?? Jim: Broaden broaden broaden your character you know? Stone Cold: Yes yes yes a different look at Stone Cold Steve Aus.. I'm not looking for a different look at Stone Cold steve Austin! Jim: ... Stone Cold: I told you what I wanted! Jim: Ok... Stone Cold: That's not what I wanted, clearly that's not what I wanted! Jim: Sorry...what would make it more to your liking? Stone Cold: You want me to show you something? Jim: Yeah, why don't you... Stone Cold: Which guitar can I use? Jim: The 6 string Acoustic Guitar over there laying right next to you on the guitar stand. Stone Cold: Jim, an Acoustic Guitar has no place on this track! Jim: Well, well you know if you play... it hard, sometimes it amazing the depth you can get playing the Acoustic. Stone Cold: So now your going to tell me Stone Cold Steve Austin how to play the Acoustic Guitar, and if I play it harder, if I twang the strings harder, that's going to make it sound more Rock n' Roll, more violent!? Jim: Yeah... Why don't you just pick up the guitar and see what you think. Stone Cold: Ok, let me pick up the Acoustic Guitar and we'll see what happens. Stone Cold: Ha Ha Ha! Did you see, did you see the way my foot ran right through the strings and crashed in right through it all. Jim: Yeeaah, I did... yeah I saw that. Stone Cold: I'm sorry but, it's jus so funny!! Hey, look at it this way Jim, it was an antique now you can go out and buy you a new one. Why you sit here and play this old pile of shit, when you can go buy you a brand new one. Jim: That's a good point. Stone Cold: Charge it to Vince. Ha ha HA!