(Hello this is Dr.Dre. I'm not in right now, but if you leave your name

and number at the sound of the beep. I'll be sure to give you a call as

soon as I return)

[beep]

(Hello, Dre, this is Patricia. My husband's out of town and I was won-

dering...Do you make housecalls ?)



Ridin in my car alone not doin anything

Stopped the answering service because I knew my phone would ring 

Heard it ring once so I picked it up and said 'hello'

It's Dr.Dre, baby, not your average gigolo



[CHORUS:]

Coz I make housecalls, it's Dr.Dre the maniac

Housecalls, the human aphrodisiac

I love those housecalls to the girls that's all alone

Housecalls, when your husband's not at home



It's a quarter after two, I said I'd show around three

Her husband's out of town and she would like some surgery

Stopped at the stores so I could get a little wine

but all they had was Thunderbird 1979

So I left the store, got in my car, drove to her house and then

knocked on the door and heard this sexy voice that said 'come in'

Opened the door to see what I got from this housecall

Tall, dark and lovely, 5 ft 8 in a camisole



[CHORUS x2]



Now my name is Dre, 6 ft tall with weavy hair

The one that comes around when your man just doesn't care

So if ya feelin sexy late at night and you're all alone

just think about the doctor, pick up the telephone



[CHORUS x2]



[Hello this is Dr.Dre. I'm not in right now, but if you leave your name

and number at the sound of the beep. I'll be sure to give you a call as

soon as I return]

[beep]

(Dre, this is Rene. Do you take American Express ?)

[beep]

(Dre, this is Alicia. You know what the mood is...)

[beep]

(Yo Doc, Lonzo, Two jaccuzis free. Bring yo trunc)

[beep]

(Yo, it's me again. About those truncs. Forget'em)

[beep]

(Yo Dre man, whassup, huh ? Cathy's back in town)

[beep]

(Dre, I think (??Hoovy) knows about us...)

[beep]

(Say fool, you left ya driving licence over here last night. Now

I'm a have to whoop yo ass...)