I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper, 
I'm gonna daub myself with glue, 
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I'm gonna mail myself to you. 

I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string, 
I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box; 
I'm gonna mail myself to you.

When you see me in your mail box, 
Cut the string and let me out; 
Wash the glue off my fingers, 
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.

Take me out of my wrapping paper, 
Wash the stamps off my head; 
Pour me full of ice cream sodies,
Put me in my nice warm bed