Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus)
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way
The world's done gone crazy
And it seems to get worse everyday
So come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way

Time to take off the glove
They just don't respect peace anymore
But if we have old John Wayne
We know he can swing from the floor
While he kicks their butt
We'll just stand there and watch him and pray

So come on back Jesus,
And pick up John Wayne on the way

Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus)
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way
The world's getting crazy
And it seems to get worse everyday
So come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way

It's getting real hairy
If only old duke man was here
He'd call me old bastard
From out past the atmosphere
Lord, the news looked so scary
When I glanced at the paper today

So come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way

Come on back Jesus (come on back Jesus)
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way
The world's getting crazy
And it seems to get worse everyday
So come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way

Come on back Jesus
Come on back Jesus
Come on back Jesus
And pick up John Wayne on the way