Greg: (singing) Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword?
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Who's the pirate with a feather in it's hat?
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
He tickles you, he tickles me,
He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees.
You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see.
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
And he will show you how to do a groovy pirate dance.
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
He'll tickle you, he tickle me,
He'll tickle everything that moves and everything he sees.
You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
[Instrumental]
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.
Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,
Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.