Loves "Three's Company"
 See the reruns constantly
 There on my TV
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 Well, I know what's on the tube
 I know just what to see
 Got my TV Guide with me

 "MASH" and "All in the Family"
 "The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F. D."
 I will always be busy
 Watching my TV

 Oprah Winfrey talks to me
 Every day at three
 Then soon it'll be
 "Wheel" and "Jeopardy"

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 Well, I'm in such ecstasy
 When I'm watchin' TV
 I'm a boob tube devotee

 Think I'm losin' my sanity
 I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee
 Forever I will always be
 Glued to my TV

 Love "The Partridge Family"
 And "Dynasty"
 And "Laverne and Shirley"
 And "Hard Copy"

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