[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins]

I had a pizza,

Covered with cheese.

I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,

Stuck it back in the freeze.



Look at my crust now,

See what I mean.

It's getting all wrinkled,

And my pepperoni is hairy and green.



Ah, 'cause it's moldy now,

It got moldy fast.

How can I

Make leftovers last, make leftovers last?



I was so hungry,

What could I do?

I finished the pizza

And topped it all off with some mystery stew.



Now I feel kinda queasy,

Yeah, yeah, what can I say?

So I called my physician

To wish him that he'd make a house call today.