It's Friday, and everything is great

And my stupid friends got a dumb idea

Gonna go down to the lake

And we don't care about the stories we've heard

And we're too damn dumb to realize

That we're never going to return



And soon enough we're gonna meet Voorhees

We might as well write it on our heads

Come and kill us please



Hey you don't be late

Till death do us party right here on Crystal Lake



We got everything that we need

Let's go skinny dipping

Drink some beer and don't forget the weed

And have your brain at the door

'Cause where we're going

You won't even need it anymore



And soon enough we're gonna meet Voorhees

We might as well write it on our heads

Come and kill us please



Hey you don't be late

Till death do us party right here on Crystal Lake



We couldn't have planned it better

If we tried

We got nothing to lose but our lives

T & A and an early grave

Well sigh me up

Now Jason's here in the nick of time

To fuck us all up



Hey you don't be late

Till death do us party right here on Crystal Lake