HOW COME YOUR DOG DON’T BITE NOBODY BUT ME
WITH MEL TILLIS
Writer Webb Pierce


Well you tell me that you love me you make me feel so good 
But I don’t feel that you’re treating me the best way that you could 
Well I gave you all my money then you tell me to come around 
But all that’s waiting for me at your door is your overgrown bloodhound 
If you love me baby there’s just one thing I can see 
How come your dog don’t bite nobody but me 
Well he never bites the postman he licks the milkman’s hand 
But every time I come around he thinks I’m the booger man 
You say you need my loving but I can’t believe it’s true 
Or else you wouldn’t let that dog molest me the way you do 
Well if you love me baby there’s just one thing I can see 
How come your dog don’t bite nobody but me