Wally Pleasant
Wally Pleasant - New Action Hero songtekst
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Well I went to the video store late one night I was feeling lonely and uptight There was a girl at the counter standing pretty and tall About to rent a movie starring Steven Seagal Said hey honey you think he's tough Why don't you check out this stuff I turned around and with a smirk Tried to pick a fight with the video store clerk I said I ain't kind and I don't rewind And now I'm going to kick your behind A nifty right cross brought me to my knees Then he reminded me about my late fees Yelled to the girl and he hit me again And I said these words as the lights went dim Let me be your new action hero I want to be your new action hero Cause I'd walk through fire for you And I'd risk being shot Blow up public enemy number one Just to say I think your pretty hot. If you let me be your new action hero Well the very next day I woke up in jail And that girl was there and she posted bail I was elated with love as I walked toward her She said I'm only doing this if you sign a restraining order Hurt and confused I couldn't understand Oh, Jean-Claude Van Damme Turned to the guard and boy was stunned When I reached down and pulled out his gun The guard just stood there not saying a word Like a bit player in this theater of the absurd In a time like this I wonder how Bruce Willis would act Couldn't figure it out so I gave the gun back The guard beat me up till I couldn't take anymore And I said these words as my head hit the floor Let me be your new action hero I want to be your new action hero Cause I'd go through car chases just to have you here with me Can't understand why were not together must be a government conspiracy So please take my hand, before I really snap Like the aging detective said, I'm getting to old for this crap And let me be your new action hero I just got to be your new action hero Oh, for you I would hold a bomb while it ticked Cause I'm the rebel without a script Please let me be your new action hero And I would save the world from trouble With my trusty stunt double If you let me be you new action hero