He used to live right up the street

On the corner of Jones street

No one knows just what he's done 

But now he weighs 151



Orlando's Not Here!



Riding the street on his weighed down schwinn

Selling dime bags to all his friend's

In street fighter he'd always win

I haven't seen him since way back then



He'll answer the door in a disguise

Just minutes after he goes inside

He'll throw a party rain or shine

And if you're sellin' 

Lando's not buying