Quitters and sitters they work very hard
To tell you politely you'd never go far
Now they're lining the fence at the end of your yard

It's all in tune
All in tune for you
All in tune, all in tune for you

Ten thousand letters a week to reply
Well-wishing listeners and critics alike
They're searching for truth but they'll settle for lies

It's all in tune, all in tune for you
All in tune, all in tune for you

Wealth is measured in empty rooms

It's having more than you can use
Love for money; bring the hangers-on
Put no faith in feelings, they will steer you wrong

It's all in tune, all in tune for you
All in tune, all in tune for you
All in tune, all in tune for you

Somewhere's a cottage surrounded by snow
She's calling the children in, out from the cold
Don't fret 'cause you're both better off and you know
It was never meant to be
She's much happier now... and it's all in tune...