The ocean levels are rising
The glaciers are melting
You know what that means
Everything's going swimmingly

Global warming - it's hot
Global warming - it's not cool
Global warming
it's too warm for school

My horse will be a seahorse
My cat will be a (seacat) cat..fish
My dog will be...really wet -ew!
and I will grow some fins -sushi!

Global warming - it's hot
Global warming - it's not cool
Global warming
it's too warm for school

The ozone layer is depleting
though that may feel kinda defeating
You don't have to worry
or at least you won't worry for long

Global warming - it's hot
Global warming - it's not cool
Global warming
it's too warm for school

It will be so warm -so nice
We won't have to wear any clothes -we'll be naked
We'll be naked, and naked
and naked, and happy, and free

But Zoe? - Yes, Kim?
What about the polar bears?
Polar bears are already naked
They can't take their clothes off
Oh no! The polar bears don't have any clothes
They might expire, they might decompose,
but what will we do about those poor polarbears?
We can.. Oh, I know, we'll build them a freezer
A freezer? - Yeah, a freezer!

We'll build a freezer for the polar bears
We'll build a freezer for the penguins
We'll build a freezer for the elephants

No, a freezer's too cold for elephants
That's okay we´ll build them a fridge

We'll build a fridge for the elephants
We'll build a fridge for people who really want to wear pants (not us!)
Well build a fridge
It'll be so big we'll keep it on Mars

Everybody!

Global warming - it's hot
Global warming - it's not cool
Global warming
it's too warm for school

If you drive an SUV sing twice as loud!

Global warming - it's hot
Global warming - it's not cool
Global warming
it's too warm for school